Do you know what the Empire's lacking? Women. Why were the Storm Troopers all blokes? Maybe it's because no one made them any, errr, decent costumes? How about these supposedly sexy Star Wars getups?

Something tells me you'll still look horrendous dressed up in these, even if they are marketed as "sexy costumes". But what you do in the safety of your own home, well, it's probably worth the £35-odd shipping fee. [Costume Craze via Laughing Squid via io9]