The Daily Mail is up in arms over the gov.uk site winning the Design of the Year award, because, among other things, it 'doesn't have enough pictures'. So we've donned our Daily Mail-editor hats, and re-imagined what sort of visual wares the Mail would use to illustrate all the little bits of everyone's favourite government portal.
Girls and cars. All that's missing is a "phwooooaaaaarrrrr".
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Good 'ole salt-of-the-earth self-employed no-shit-taking. As it should be.
Stealing all our money/ruining the country/bring back National Service and Queen Victoria.
The world was better when everyone had dirty faces and moustaches.
Image credit: Proper Cornish
"Can I sell you some garlic to accompany your communism and surrender treaties?"
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Kids these days, don't know they're born.
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We don't actually know what goes on in there but WE DON'T LIKE IT.
Computer says no.
Criminals these days, don't know they're born
Image credit: Wikimedia Commons
We're the government and we want your money.
OH LOOK, KIM KARDASHIAN SHOWING TITS.
No. I want that one.
Civil servants: burning money since 1748.
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