Leaving drinks are, of course, a tradition on your last day at work -- but it's advisable to start them after you're actually finished for the day. It's especially important to do so if you're the presenter of a local radio station.
BBC Radio Stoke's Paula White was celebrating her last afternoon radio show -- and celebrating she was. Her show was less a talk radio show, and more like walking through Stoke town centre on a Saturday night, only with fewer fights and more whooping.
Of course, someone noticed and texted in to say she sounded a bit drunk; Paula disagreed, saying she'd had 'a few drinks', but wasn't drunk. Sadly, her P-A-R-T-Y--hating overlords at the BBC disagreed, and she was ignominiously taken off air, which is probably not how she was planning to finish her last show.