Trolls are the worst, but funny trolls are shake-your-head enjoyable. You can't help but appreciate their mastery of their craft. Textastrophe is the perfect example of that. He texts people who leave their numbers in public and weaves an epic conversation that makes clowns, bouncy castle renters, movers and other poor innocent bystanders regret ever putting their number out.
The situations are awful, you feel bad for the poor people thinking they're getting business, but are actually being spammed to oblivion for a tumblr blog. But you only feel bad when you're crying in tears because Textastrophe is asking a mover to help him get his fat brother out of a tub, getting a football coach to teach Air Bud, and getting a Christian DJ to play hardcore rap.