Imagine you pull up to the lights in your sports car and a granny scooter rocks up next to you. You'd expect to leave that thing for dust, but oh no. This thing absolutely annihilates your arse, and hits over 100mph. What the actual hell?
Built by the mad cats at Garage Insanity in the UK no less, the Suzuki GSX-600F engine-packing mobility scooter will pretty much out-drag anything, including the not-exactly-slow Nissan Skyline GTS-T. That really is batshit mental, and there's no way you'd catch me doing a tonne on that thing. [YouTube via Jalopnik]