Too poor to bag yourself some Goldschlager but desperate to see what real gold tastes like without biting your sugar daddy's pinkie ring off? Then you're in luck, because edible gold just hit the supposedly cheaper end of the market. Anyone fancy a shot of cinnamon-flavoured, metal-infused Smirnoff Gold?
It's apparently a blend of Smirnoff No. 21 with a hint of cinnamon, and edible 23-carat gold leaf, so your poop will be worth millions. Well, maybe pennies, at least.
In fact, the gold leaf has been specially designed to continuously float around in the vodka rather than settling at the bottom, although how Smirnoff's achieved this booze-voodoo remains unexplained.
The vodka-pedlars apparently want to get people to 'trade up', but it is just Smirnoff. I'm sure the chavs will love it, but for me, you can't beat a good practically-frozen Finlandia. [Brand Republic]