You eyes do not deceive you, although your nose might get a bit confused by what the hell is going on. It's Bacon Shaving Cream, a grooming product for men who enjoy a lingering meaty residue.
The maker claims that its "luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream" is a high quality shaving product in itself, albeit one that's enhanced by "heat-activated aroma technology". This ensures that the smell of meat lingers akin to the greasy feeling of a shameful fry-up, with the cream capable of generating a bacony smell for hours and hours. Dogs will love you.
A 150g pot costs you £13. It may have the novelty dad-present slot sewn up this Christmas. [Thefowndry]