As I sit at my desk staring at my limp mackerel salad, there's little wonder that news of Pizza Hut's famous cheeseburger pizza (that'll be, err, a pizza comprised of miniature "burgers") has finally made it to our shores following a stint in the Middle East is making my ears perk up.
Starting today, the limited edition pie will be available with a mozzarella crust, for just £2.50. TWO POUNDS FIFTY. I think even my homemade mackerel salad cost more than that. The price you pay for good health, eh.
Update: Commenter Gordon4418 pointed out it's actually £2.50 extra for the cheeseburger crust -- hot damn.