Due to the possible health implications of dealing with the "lasers" used on the film set of the new Star Trek film, our boy Simon Pegg decided to invent a product called Neutron Cream and convinced the crew, including posho Benedict Cumberbatch, to cream up.
As well as walking around with dots of lube on their faces, one additional suggestion also saw the Trek actors jumping up and down a bit, as they were somehow convinced that the "ions" generated by the sci-fi set might be harmful in some way. Millions of dollars, international fame, and good times set to maximum. Lucky them. [io9]