That didn't take the internet long, did it? KitKat's Chief Breaks Officer Chris Catlin has coined the phrase "confectionery perfectionery," which if we're not all using by the time Android KitKat actually lands on phones, I'll...well, I'll break all the KitKats in my local Tesco. I will, I swear.
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While we're on the subject of KitKat, take a look at this whizzy 3D Android KitKat logo, which you can turn around and inspect from all angles. I'm not quite sure why it exists, but if it sates this permanent chocolate-craving I've had since Monday night, then I'm all for it. [UberGizmo; Twitter and SketchLab]