Man Rumbled Flirting with GTA Online Stripper

By Gary Cutlack on at

Oh yes, girl, oh yes he did. This awful clip supposedly features audio taken from GTA Online, in which a player is recorded chatting away to one of the game's many willing CG lapdancers. He is feeling it. He is really feeling it. Metaphorically.

The clip is basically three minutes of someone doing his best Snoop/Pharrell impression while unaware that his voice mic is broadcasting his sex chat to other players. The poor man comes out with such classic lines as "I really like you" and "Look at that booteh," before he has an odd attack of conscience and starts warning the pretend woman about her career and tells her she ought to concentrate on her education. [YouTube via Metro]