How do you revive the Shit Girls Say meme that's dead not only because we all grew tired of it, but because YouTube productivity assassins (aka movie makers) simply ran out of different types of people to make fun of? You reverse it and switch it into shit people would NEVER say.
Like nerds thinking comic books and graphic novels are the same. This video about nerds never saying stuff by Bill Scurry and Kevin Maher is surprisingly funny. It was filmed at the 2013 NY Comic Con. [Bill Scurry]