He may have once been Steve Jobs's right-hand man, but Steve Wozniak couldn't give a damn about Apple's newly-revealed iPad Air.
Speaking today at the Apps World event in London, Wozniak admitted to missing last night's Apple keynote due to being in-transit to the O2-hosted event. However, upon touching down and catching up with the news, the Woz found himself thoroughly unimpressed.
"When I finally took a look at the devices, the iPads didn't hit my needs," he said. Speaking specifically about the iPad Air he noted: "Yes it's thinner but I wanted storage."
With a 128GB iPad Air available, Woz's bugbear seems a strange one. But there's an equally strange reason for his issue: Steve Wozniak, technology luminary, doesn't have a broadband connection.
"I don't have broadband at home, so I carry all my personal media in the iPad," he added.
"So I was hoping Apple has a 256GB iPad. I can't order a movie from iTunes and watch it straight away. I could wait for it but I get bored by then. It's because of my lousy phone company, but that is life. It is really sad as I was the one that had a 1MB line back in the day when everyone else was on dial up. I was the king of the hill."