In all your years of owning an iPhone, I hope you never have to use it as a bulletproof vest. Because it wouldn't work.
It might be able to survive a soft drop on the dirt and come away cracked on concrete and barely be scathed after a quick dip in water, but when you pit an iPhone 5C in all its plastic glory against a .50 cal rifle, it's going down in explosive slow motion fashion. The real question is how many iPhone 5Cs can a .50 cal rifle destroy at one time. [RatedRR]