7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer

By Ashley Feinberg on at

Over at 3D printing marketplace Shapeways.com, inspired individuals are free to post their 3D-printable creations for all the world to buy. And sure, there's some more benign items like art and iPhone cases littered among the clutter, but dig a little deeper and you'll find what Shapeways masses really want: Goatse. Twerking. Fresco Jesus—the whole gang's right here.

Yes, the brilliant design minds over at Shapeways have freed your favourite chunks of the internet from their two-dimensional prisons, all so you can hold the bite-sized morsels of bizarreness with your own two hands. Sure, 3D printing gives us the potential to become damn-near demigods, but we're still a long way away from that level of mastery. So until then, the internet has been more than happy to content itself with practising on this veritable hellscape of 3D-printed meme-ery. Plus, it can be all yours just in time for the holidays—because nothing says Merry Christmas like an earring in the shape of, well, you know.


Fresco Jesus:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


Doge:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


Twerking Einstein:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


Fresco Jesus on a crisp:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


Google Glass, minus the Glass:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


Raptor-riding Obama:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer


The Goatse gauge:

7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer