You know what's not a great idea? Doing any type of wiring or electrical work while consuming alcohol. You know what tool you should use to get the job done if you're going to ignore that advice? This bottle opener.
For some reason, power tool manufacturer Milwaukee decided to make this handy, if slightly niche combination tool, complete with ergonomic cushioned grip and a wire stripper that can handle up to 10-gauge wire. It's $10 (£6.20, not including shipping) from the US Amazon store, and you can hang it up, put it in your toolbox or just keep it in your pocket for wire stripping emergencies. A hilarious, random, and functional bottle opener. Perfect. [Uncrate]