High street console specialist GAME has come up with a clever Christmas concept, creating what it calls the Christmas Tinner -- a full day's festive food in a can. So you can concentrate on pretending Knack, Ryse and the rest of the next-console launch games are any good without worrying about feeding yourself.
It is, of course, entirely pretend just like the myth of Father Christmas himself (sorry, children, but it's your dad who buys all that stuff from Argos, and he's not happy about it). We've seen much worse for sale in Aldi and would quite like to try one, even if that Brussels sprout layer does look a bit thick for comfort. [The Drum]