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Meat Aisle Masturbator Banned From all UK Supermarkets

By Gary Cutlack on at

Newcastle-under-Lyme man Eugenio Freitas is going to be stuck buying his shopping from newsagents and petrol stations for the next few years, after admitting outraging public decency by enjoying a 10-minute wank in the meat aisle of his local Sainsbury's.

The court was told that Freitas "...was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around," after a shopper complained to staff and they started watching him on CCTV. He's been banned from entering supermarkets, unless supervised by an adult. [Metro]