7 of Middle America's Weirdest Water Towers

By Andrew Tarantola on at

Middle America's decorative water towers hold a special place in the annals of Americana history. They serve as both a public utility and as a community's spiritual centrepiece—like a Midwestern totem pole, highlighting and reflecting the local cultural identity.

So what do these strange towers say about their towns?

7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


The World's Biggest Teacup: Stanton, Iowa

Once home to Virginia Christine, the actress who played Mrs. Olson in a series of obscenely popular television commercials, Stanton, Iowa is now home to a pair of unique water towers erected in her honour. This teacup and saucer holds 150,000 gallons of water (2.4 million cups of coffee), while its smaller coffee pot-shaped sister holds another 40,000 gallons.

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7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


The Leaning Tower of Niles: Niles, Illinois

The Ilg Hot Air Electric Ventilating Company of Chicago sure knew how to treat its employees. Built by industrialist and business tycoon Robert Ilg, the Leaning Tower of Niles—a precise 1:2 scale replica of the Italian original—served as both the centrepiece for the company-run rec centre but also collected rainwater to refill the employee swimming pool.

Image: Kestenbaum - Flickr

7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


Corn Water Tower: Rochester, Minnesota

Constructed in 1931, this 60-foot tall water tower for the Seneca Foods Plant (guess what they process!) holds 50,000 gallons and the title of World's Largest Ear of Corn.

Image: Jonathunder - Wiki

7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


Peppermint Water Tower: Shiloh, Illinois

Not to be outdone by a half-sized replica, the residents of Shiloh, Illinois got together in 1978 to build this 145-foot tall water tower capped off with a gigantic red-and-white striped peppermint candy that can be seen for miles.

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7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


Circleville Water Tower: Circleville, Ohio

Circleville, Ohio is famous for precisely one thing: its autumn pumpkin festival. Don't scoff, this annual tradition is the sixth largest festival in America, drawing upwards of 300,000 people a year to the tiny Ohio town. So what better way to guide these pumpkin pilgrims to their gourded Mecca than with a gigantic pumpkin-shaped water tower?

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7 of the World's Weirdest Water Towers


Ypsilanti Water Works: Ypsilanti, Michigan

Voted the World's Most Phallic Building in 2003 by Cabinet magazine, the Ypsilanti Water Works Stand Pipe in Ypsilanti, Michigan, is hard to miss. What with it looking like a large erect penis and all. Residents of the town are generally bemused by their phallic water tower, though given that it was built in 1890 and is now listed on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places, it's not like they could tear it down—even if they wanted to.

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