There is literally nothing exciting to say about mobile phone contract deals. You may as well try and get excited while playing some Lighthouse Family records. Of course, you can do exciting things when you have free minutes and texts -- like prank call ex-partners or phone up a bars and ask if Hugh Janus is in. Other than that, the figures have to speak for themselves.
With that, we've spotted a decent deal with Three where you can get a PAYG sim preloaded with 300 minutes, 3000 texts and unlimited data all for the the paltry sum of £8.64. It's a good deal. Check it out if you like. We're not your real dad.
-- Call of Duty Ghosts Xbox 360 and Xbox One combo at Amazon for £29.07 (digital)
-- Apple iPad Air 16GB Wi-Fi at Amazon for £358
-- Toshiba 40” 3D Smart LED Freeview HD TV with Wi-Fi and two pairs of Active 3D glasses for £399.99
-- Four Blu-rays for £15 at Amazon
-- Two nights in Rome, two nights in Venice with flights and accommodation plus train journey through the Tuscan countryside for £179 per person
-- Samsung 2TB external desktop hard drive at Amazon for £59.99
-- Batman Arkham Trilogy (Xbox 360/PS3) for £24.99 at GAME