If you're at a party, and you like to knock back the sauce quicker than your body can handle it, just get a cab home. Never, ever, ever fall asleep. Or your mates might do this to you.
These guys take the hallowed art of drunk shaming to whole new levels of brilliance. Cock on the head with a Sharpie? Nah, that'd be too easy. Let's have him make a cup of tea instead. At least they put him in the recovery position first! [Reddit]