Pure Space Porn: These are the Naughtiest Rocket Parts

By Attila Nagy on at

Rocket hardware is always awesome eye candy, no matter what country is sending stuff into space. Awesome, and, well, sexy. You know what I mean. I like the rockets with the boom. Just look at all these pretty space-bound asses.

Proton-M, Russian heavy carrier rocket

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Roscosmos


Soyuz, Russian launch vehicle

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Roscosmos

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Bill Ingalls/NASA


SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket engines in two different configuration

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: SpaceX

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: SpaceX


N1, the Soviets’ ill-fated moon rocket

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Source: YouTube

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Source: Martin Trolle Mikkelsen


Her Majesty (Saturn V)

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Attila Nagy/Gizmodo


The aft portion of the space shuttle

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: NASA

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: NASA


Vostok-1, Yuri Gagarin’s iconic rocket ride

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Source: Galambos Tibor - Emberek a világűrben. Kossuth Könyvkiadó, Magyar-Szovjet Baráti Társaság, Táncsics Könyvkiadó, 1975.

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Sárosi Gyula. In: Repülés, 1967. október. XX. évf./10. szám.

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: AP


Nimbus E, the sixth spacecraft in the Nimbus series

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: NASA


Saturn IB launch vehicle

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: NASA/MSFC

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: NASA/MSFC

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Jet Lowe/Library Of Congress


Buran, the Russian space shuttle on the Energia heavy launcher

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Buran.ru


Ariane 5, the heavy launcher of the European Space Agency

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: S. Corvaja/ESA

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: S. Corvaja/CNES/Arianespace/ESA


The Antares rocket

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Orbital Sciences


Historic close-up view of the Redstone rocket, with the tail section removed

Pure space porn: these are the naughtiest rocket parts

Photo: Library Of Congress