Prices are dropping on next-gen consoles after the Christmas rush, which means the hares have been enjoying their devices for a while, but the tortoises are getting the same fun for less money. As we know, hares are stupid and tortoises are wise and look like pasties. What's not to like about a wise pasty?
With that, we've rustled up some great deals if you want an Xbox One or a PS4. You'll be playing FIFA 14 against long-ball merchants and swearing French teenagers in no time, before rightfully avoiding online games and doing a career in easy mode where you win the Champion's League with Carlisle United. The best deal is the Xbox One offer which you can get for £409. You'll need a code to get your money off. Find it here.
--Xbox One Wireless Controller with code for £35
--One of the cheapest PS4 deals seen. Get one for £329.97
--Luther Series 1-3 DVD box set for (free delivery) £14.49 or with code for £11.59
--Injustice: Gods Among Us Wii U delivered for £7.95
--Samsung Series 3 Chromebook with 12 month warranty 10 per cent off Final price £153
--WD Red 3TB for NAS 3.5-inch Desktop Hard Drive OEM with Free Delivery for £89.99
--Sony Playstation 4 PS4 Camera instore and online for £44.99
--Dell 700 Series Laptop (i7 + 16GB Ram + 2GB NVIDIA + free MS Office) for £749.01
--Goat Simulator Pre-Order for £6.26
--LG G Pad V500 tablet Android 4.2.2 (Jelly Bean) 16GB 8.3" from Amazon for £199.99