We're not allowed to kill humans without fear of imprisonment or feeling really guilty about it. We can't kill monkeys that look like humans because we'd be labelled as monsters by animal rights activists. So, we have to make do with zombies because they don't have feelings.
Of course, zombies don't really exist in the wild, so we have to make do with video games to get our kicks. With that, there's a ghoulishly ace deal where you can get a Wii U Zombi U Console Bundle (complete with Pro Controller) for just £209.99! Have a look.
--Tesco Mobile Standard/Micro SIM only, 1500 minutes 5000 texts 4G data, 2GB 12 month contract + Triple Clubcard points £12.50 per month
--Super Mario 3D World game for Wii U: The game collection for £29.95 + 3% cashback!
--Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes PS4 & XB1 from Shopto.net for £23.86
--Xbox One Titanfall Bundle (Pre-Order) from Gameseek for £396.74
--Rayman Legends on PS4 and Xbox One with code, from ASDA direct for £22
--Valve Complete Pack 24 Games Inc (HL2,CS,L4D,Portal & Co) with code for £20
--Samsung 840 EVO 250GB SSD from Amazon for £104.90
--Navman 416LM Sat Nav UK, ROI AND Europe maps at Halfords (was £199) now £60
--WD RED 4TB 6GB/s 64MB 3.5 Hard Drive from Aria PC for £136
--HD Video Car Dash Cam with screen for £11.99
--Kick-Ass/Kick-Ass 2 Blu-ray Set from Amazon for £12