A 30ft sinkhole randomly opened up overnight outside a house in Buckinghamshire, right beneath where a local lady had parked her car. The evil hole swallowed her Volkswagen Lupo perfectly, leaving nothing up top bar the four-metre opening of doom.
The car-sized hole opened up dangerously close to the outside of a house on Main Road in the village of Walter's Ash. The fire brigade came and cordoned off the possible portal into Hell, but once it emerged that no one was inside the car and no demons or dinosaurs were coming out of it, they handed the hole over to the council. The car's still down there. [BBC]