The Star Wars movies kind of painted the Sith as evil, unredeemable monsters. But between blowing up planets and wiping out the Jedi, even Darth Vader and the Emperor must need some R&R time, and presumably that involves the occasional BBQ where these lightsaber tongs would be invaluable.
Featuring a transparent red cover that can be removed for functionality over authenticity, this simple set of tongs even includes sound effects powered by a pair of AA batteries. You can pre-order a pair for £19.99 from The Fowndry, with deliveries expected for April, or just stick with the tongs you already use and just add your own lightsaber sound effects. [The Fowndry via Laughing Squid]