This is what you look like on Christmas Day, only instead of the outline of a crocodile it's the outline of 12 Terry's Chocolate Oranges in your bloated torso. It's a snake, eating something much wider than itself. It will almost certainly be asleep in front of its television for the rest of the month.
The photo was taken in the untamed wilderness of Australia, as you may have been able to guess. Local lady Tiffany Corlis heard a kerfuffle and saw the two animals wrestling for hours, claiming the croc put up a bit of a fight but eventually weakened and went on to lose in quite a spectacular fashion. [Pedestrian]
Image credit: Tiffany Corlis via ABC North West QLD