France is great. Everyone eats meat and gets slowly drunk all day and they all have amazing cheese hidden about their person while smoking filterless fags as they ride their bikes in the sun: not a stereotype in sight.
With that, we've spied a deal where you can get to Paris from London on the cheap with Eurostar. We can't help you with booking a hotel or the fact that you may well end up loudly shouting things in English in a bid to be understood, but it's a start. Get your weekend returns for £69 here.
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