Felipe Cruz made two critical errors when trying to rob his local Chase Bank in Florida. One was taking a gun to a branch fitted with bulletproof glass, the other was writing his money demands on a piece of paper that had his job search results on the back.
Mr Cruz's note read: "Give me the 100s 50s 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!" but, unfortunately for him, the back of the piece of paper read "CRUZFELIPE36" -- his username for a local job search company. He also committed the crime of writing his password down next to his login name. There's no hope for some people. [Independent]
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