Suffolk Police have come under fire for an e-fit released on the force's Facebook page. Why, you might ask? Well the e-fit doesn't show anything except the suspect's eyes. So either they're looking for a man with half a face, or there's a ninja threatening people with knives in Little Wratting.
The man is described as being in his late 30s or early 40s, about 5'10", skinny, blonde (under that balaclava, eh Sherlock?), and sporting a set of eyes. That last one really narrows it down -- can't be too many people wandering around with eyes now can there? [BBC News]