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If You're a Student Looking to Get Laid, These are the Sex-Crazed Universities to Apply To

By Gerald Lynch on at

Ah, to be a student again -- cheap union beer, a few hours of seminars a week and days spent "reading books". Oh yeah -- and loads of horny young people looking to have sex every waking minute of their lives.

But which uni gets top marks for bonking? StudentBeans.com has just released its annual University Sex League for 2014, helping students pick which university is best to apply for in a Masters course in boning. And, somewhat unsurprisingly, it's the beach-bound hedonists of Brighton University taking the top spot, with its students averaging more than 10 sexual partners since joining the institution. It's considerably more randy than last year's winners, Roehampton University, which scored 6.32 sexual partners for its students. That wouldn't even get you into the top ten this year. Durex must be laughing.

The full list follows:

Rank University No. of sexual partners per student
1 University of Brighton 10.59
2 University of Chester 9.94
3 Liverpool Hope University 9.57
4 Southampton Solent University 8.63
5 Queen Mary, University of London 7.93
6 University of Essex 7.61
7 Oxford Brookes University 7.42
8 Edinburgh Napier University 7.35
9 University of Central Lancashire 7.03
10 University of Bristol 7.03
11 University of Dundee 6.74
12 Nottingham Trent University 6.69
13 Manchester Metropolitan University 6.65
14 Swansea University 6.55
15 University of Strathclyde 6.46
16 Sheffield Hallam University 6.38
17 Roehampton University 6.30
18 University of Cumbria 6.18
19 Birmingham City University 6.06
20 King's College London, University of London 6.00
21 University of Glamorgan 5.98
22 Leeds Metropolitan University 5.92
23 University of Oxford 5.89
24 University of Warwick 5.88
25 University of Plymouth 5.87
26 Imperial College London 5.82
27 Northumbria University 5.79
28 Edge Hill University 5.68
29 University College London 5.61
30 Queen's University Belfast 5.47
31 University of Bath 5.47
32 Liverpool John Moores University 5.44
33 Heriot-Watt University 5.39
34 Aberystwyth University 5.38
35 Keele University 5.25
36 University of Portsmouth 5.23
37 Bangor University 5.22
38 University of Birmingham 5.19
39 Goldsmiths, University of London 5.19
40 University of Wales Institute, Cardiff 5.18
41 Cardiff University 5.15
42 Bournemouth University 5.13
43 University of Manchester 5.13
44 University of Hull 5.10
45 University of Kent 5.10
46 University of Glasgow 4.93
47 Staffordshire University 4.87
48 University of Gloucestershire 4.84
49 University of Westminster 4.82
50 University of Winchester 4.81
51 University of Liverpool 4.80
52 York St John University 4.80
53 Bristol, University of the West of England 4.77
54 University of Cambridge 4.70
55 University of Sheffield 4.69
56 Kingston University 4.69
57 University of St Andrews 4.67
58 University of Worcester 4.60
59 Newcastle University 4.59
60 Loughborough University 4.48
61 University of Sussex 4.48
62 University of East London 4.47
63 Buckinghamshire New University 4.36
64 University of York 4.35
65 University of Reading 4.33
66 University of Stirling 4.30
67 University of Leeds 4.28
68 Robert Gordon University 4.27
69 University of Wolverhampton 4.27
70 University for the Creative Arts 4.21
71 Brunel University 4.20
72 Coventry University 4.11
73 University of Northampton 4.11
74 University of Exeter 4.07
75 University of Derby 4.06
76 University of Salford 4.05
77 Lancaster University 4.00
78 University of Sunderland 4.00
79 University of Southampton 3.99
80 University of Hertfordshire 3.93
81 University of Aberdeen 3.82
82 Aston University 3.72
83 University of Bradford 3.70
84 Anglia Ruskin University 3.69
85 University of East Anglia 3.65
86 University of Lincoln 3.61
87 Durham University 3.60
88 London School of Economics and Political Science 3.55
89 Queen Margaret University, Edinburgh 3.47
90 University of Nottingham 3.41
91 London South Bank University 3.33
92 University of Edinburgh 3.31
93 Royal Holloway, University of London 3.28
94 University of Abertay Dundee 3.23
95 De Montfort University 3.22
96 Royal Veterinary College 3.22
97 University College Falmouth 3.21
98 Open University 3.14
99 Glasgow Caledonian University 3.07
100 University of Greenwich 3.06
101 University of Surrey 3.02
102 Middlesex University 3.00
103 University of Huddersfield 2.92
104 University of Leicester 2.89
105 Canterbury Christ Church University 2.83
106 Teesside University 2.82
107 University of Bedfordshire 2.74
108 University of the West of Scotland 2.62
109 Bath Spa University 2.57

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