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Mark Zuckerberg is Not Just a Social Networking God Anymore, He's an Actual God

By Tom Pritchard on at

Or at least the founder of a, currently nameless, San Francisco based cult religion seems to think so, and he/she has taken to Craigslist to source followers.

Before you say anything, it doesn't appear that Zuckerberg himself has anything to do with this (presumably) crazy individual who is "Seeking collaborators for Mark Zuckerberg based start-up religion."

Maybe you've got this far and think, "Hey. I'd love to worship Mark Zuckerberg!" Well, here is a bit more in-depth information on what the faith is all about:

The exact nature of Mark Zuckerberg in this religion is that he is the Avatar of Jehova, the creator of our universe. In this religion our universe is a simulated matrix world almost like a computer game and humans are all like computer game characters compared to God. The Biblical Jehova is the creator of this simulatrix and while the actual Jehova is a white guy with a big beard just like Michaelangelo painted him, he controls Mark Zuckerberg as his "Avatar" or "character" in our world like you might control a video game character in a video game you were playing.

Now there is a possibility that this person is not crazy, and is instead messing with people. It's the internet, that happens. They did admit on Craigslist that this is for fun, rather than money, so chances are it could well be a troll trying to see how many idiots are willing to worship a man responsible for the website that brought us Farmville.

Would you be willing to worship Mark Zuckerberg? Tell us why in the comments. [SFist via Cnet]