Danish and US Sperm Coming Over Here, Impregnating Our Women

By Gary Cutlack on at

Sperm from Denmark and the US is flooding into the UK, as overseas gunk is shipped in to meet demand. Nearly one quarter of UK sperm stocks is sourced from overseas, as the local supply continues to dry up.

The drop in UK sperm donations is thought to be caused by the end of assured anonymity for donors, which kicked in in the UK back in 2005, when just 11 per cent of our donated sperm stocks were imported. So get out there and do your bit. Stop wiping it on the curtains. [Metro]

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