Man's Gigantic Fart Machine Takes Aim at France Tonight

By Gary Cutlack on at

A very excited inventor has built what he describes as the largest valveless pulsejet in existence, a device he's putting to no good use whatsoever by making a massive farting noise in the direction of France.

Here's the frighteningly enthusiastic man explaining his idea:

Odd that he's hating on France. Who hates France these days? Even Ukip doesn't have France in its top ten most hated countries list. The jet, which will be housed inside a large bottom-shaped casing, will be fired off in France's direction from the cliffs of Dover tonight. [Telegraph]