Pizza Tank Actually Fires Real 14-inch Pizzas

By Jesus Diaz on at

Holy crap, it's real! As this new video shows, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower—a full scale 12-foot-long version of the classic toy—actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles. They should really call it the Pizza Tank.

That turret actually rotates, like a real tank.

Pizza tank actually fires real 14-inch pizzas

This is the old toy that inspired this wondermachine.

Pizza tank actually fires real 14-inch pizzas