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Docile Men Wanted to Satisfy Demands of Brazillian Women

By Gary Cutlack on at

The town of Noiva do Cordeiro in south-east Brazil is apparently so packed with women they're having to advertise for men to come and fulfil their needs -- and meet their list of behavioural demands.

Historical religious reasons led to the initial purge of men from the community that continues to this day in the female-led village, but there's now such an enormous backlog of plugs that need wiring and kitchen cupboard doors to straighten they're advertising for help.

Local Nelma Fernandes said: "Here, the only men we single girls meet are either married or related to us, everyone is a cousin. I haven't kissed a man for a long time. We all dream of falling in love and getting married. But we like living here and don't want to have to leave the town to find a husband."

But don't think you'll get to sit there playing Destiny all day while some comic book-proportioned hottie in a bikini gratefully rubs you through your shorts, as male incomers will only be considered if they "...agree to do what we say and live according to our rules." [Mirror via The Register]

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