Since ancient times, iPhone owners have cursed the dreaded Autocorrect. They've lived in fear that the Apple monstrosity will get them fired, alienate them from parents, and generally destroy all forms of meaningful relationship.
With iOS 8, however, the autocorrect function has a devilish new counterpart: Apple's QuickType can spit out entire sentences by autocompleting every single word. Over at The Verge, Josh Lowensohn decided to let the new software do just that, and the results speak for themselves. Just try explaining these drunk texts at three in the morning. [The Verge]