If there's one nice thing that can be said about the Alien franchise's creepy facehuggers, it's that they've got one hell of a grip. Once they latch on, they ain't letting go until they're...finished with you. Just ask John Hurt. Which is what makes Gotham City FX's decision to design a dog leash around the spider-like beast such an inspired choice.
Designed to fit a "medium sized dog" (that's between 6kg and 16kg), the leash is secured around the neck and chest of your pooch with velcro. Airbrushed and made of a light-but-durable mesh, the real kicker is the tail -- that's the actual lead bit that your dog will walk from.
Priced at £108 (including UK shipping from the States), there's no money back should you wake up one morning to find your dog has shared the same fate as Alien 3's labrador. [Storenvy Bloody Disgusting]