Happy Birthday, Godzilla -- 60 Years of Never Being Remotely Scary

By Gary Cutlack on at

The monster from the depths first appeared on cinema screens back in 1954, meaning it's about to celebrate 60 years of being an allegory for environmental catastrophe via the medium of a man in a pantomime monster suit.

Here, from a YouTube fan of the ludicrous Japanese monster movies, are some of the beast's finest and stupidest moments:

We'll wait for 2018's inevitable reboot of the reboot of the reboot. [YouTube]