The boss of McDonald's has given us an insight into the sort of GOD-PLAYING HELL that goes on inside its laboratories, revealing that a bubblegum flavoured type of broccoli was under development for a time.
The burger chain boss CEO Don Thompson admitted "It wasn't all that" and simply confused children who tried it, leading to the mutant food to be pulled before going on sale. Fries it is, then. Potatoes are vegetables. [Business Insider via Independent]