Haggis pizza is not a new thing if you're in Scotland. The peppery meat dish is glorious when used as a pizza topping, and now you, Mr London, can try it for three times the price in one of your fancy eateries. Just don't get it in your ironic hipster beard or it'll look like you've got scabs and they won't let you on the bus home.
The haggis pizza will be served alongside a range of literally ironic Irn Bru cocktails at pop-up Scottish restaurant Deeney's on Thursday and for the rest of the weekend, with the pizzas made by the round food specialists at Yard Sale Pizza. [Yard Sale via Telegraph]