Thanks to Betabrand, you can now buy a button-up shirt covered in an endless pattern of poo emojis.
It's a crowdfunded project but clearly people have a hunger for garments adorned with defecation, as it has reached 118 per cent of its money-making goal.
Place an order for it right now, with delivery to the UK factored in, and you're looking to pay about £60 for these threads. Sixty pounds to walk around covered in shit? Sounds like a bet I had placed on me down the pub.