If you thought pushing papers at the office all day was stressful, just imagine what your baby has to deal with. The average playground is a full-on obstacle course to an infant, with dogs to dodge, quicksand to avoid, and slides that seem a mile long. So when you kick back with a cold relaxing brew at the end of the day, your little one can do the same with their milk in this Lil' Lager beer bottle for babies.
The $12/£8 BPA and phthalate-free plastic bottle comes with a food-grade silicone nipple, and the whole thing can be easily disassembled for cleaning. It holds 10 fluid ounces (284ml) of liquid, and there's a measuring scale on the back so you can fill it to the perfect portion every time. Just make sure you confiscate your kid's Power Wheel keys after they've had a few, the last thing you want is them wrapping it around a fern. [Fred & Friends]
This article originally appeared on Toyland, Gizmodo's toys and collectibles blog