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Valentine's Day: A Last Minute Guide on Not Spending it With Your Hand

By Lifehacker UK on at

We know, we know -- it's a scam. Overpriced cards, watered down champagne, puke-worthy twee stuff everywhere. But there's no avoiding it -- Valentine's Day is every bit the money-grabbing institution. And, sadly, it's one that half the country seems to have bought into. So, in an attempt to play nice and avoid dying a lonely, bitter husk, you've got to take part.

But that doesn't mean you can't be savvy about it! Our pals over at Lifehacker UK have been diving into the deepest, darkest corners of February 14th so you don't have to, pulling together all the guides you could need to ensure that the day isn't a complete, heart-breaking disaster.

Even if it's just you and your hand spending some quality time together tomorrow, the folks over at Lifehacker UK got you covered. Covered in what exactly...well that's up to you.


How to Hack Valentine's Day: 5 Alternative Ideas and Why You Shouldn't Believe the Hype

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Learn the Wild and Naughty History of Sex Toys

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Where to Buy the Best Last Minute Valentine's Day Gifts for Him or Her

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Choose the Best Mattress for Your Sex Life With This Guide

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Sorry Lads, Pheromone Sprays are a Complete Load of Bollocks According to Science

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All The Ways Regular, Frequent Sex is Good for Your Health

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A Visual Guide to the Best Wines From 12 Recent Vintages

Here's an easy way to learn about some of the best vintages of the last 10 years and gain a bit more wine knowledge than the average plonker. Read More >

What to Watch on Valentine's Day - Whether You're in Love or Not

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How the Colour of Your Bedroom Affects Your Sex Life (and Your Sleep)

A recent study shows that the colour of your bedroom has a direct relationship to the quality of your sleep, as well as impacting how often you bump uglies. Read More >

...and one more, just in case you've truly cocked it up and will only have yourself for company tomorrow..

All the Ways Masturbation is Healthy for You

The health benefits of masturbation go beyond relieving sexual tension. As if you needed more reasons to have some quality alone time, this video offers them up. Read More >

Top Image Credit: Valentine Heart Kiss from Shutterstock


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