Melting is Now One of Many, Many Terrible Ways a Stormtrooper Can Die

By Andrew Liszewski on at

Stormtroopers are the disposable pawns of the Star Wars universe, and there’s more ways for them to die than movie spin-offs planned for the next 20 years. But in addition to dying from blaster fire, TIE fighter crashes, Death Star explosions, and lightsaber attacks, it appears that melting is yet another peril the Empire’s forces should be nervous about.

Melting Is Now One of Many, Many Terrible Ways a Stormtrooper Can Die

Inside this tub is a blob of white putty that can be mashed and moulded into any shape you want. But since the tub also contains a set of Stormtrooper body parts, you might as well use it all to make yourself a blobby action figure. Here’s the fun part: when left alone its putty-based torso will slowly melt into a puddle, taking the trooper with it. If only the Rebels knew that time, patience, and doing nothing was all they needed to wipe out the Empire’s forces. [Tobar via ToyNews]