The latest episode of Super-Fan Builds just popped up online, and if you were one of the millions of fans who excitedly watched the first episode of Game of Thrones season five last night, prepare to be insanely jealous.
Because while other fans have made countless attempts to turn their own bathroom thrones into Westeros's ultimate seat of power, the folks behind Super-Fan Builds have created the best homage to date with this Iron Throne potty built for a bar owner in Glendale, California, named John Giovanazzi.
Made from over 250 fake swords (do you really want the real sharp and pointy things on a toilet?) this Iron Throne is also protected with military-grade water sealant to ensure that whatever happens to it can be easily cleaned off. It was installed in a bar after all.
This article originally appeared on Toyland, Gizmodo's toys and collectibles blog