Games criticism is a fine art. Just ask our pals over at Kotaku -- it's not simply enough to just be able to enjoy a game, but to eloquently express why, within the context of a multi-billion pound industry, takes a great deal of expert knowledge and a refined way with words.
I can't speak for Hollywood cockney Danny Dyer's gaming knowledge, but he's certainly got a way with words. Of the four-letter variety, that is.
He's joined by socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson for Channel Four's Two Players gaming short, in which the pair sit down to try games including iDARB and Oculus Rift horror title Affected. The results are, predictably, priceless:
Give these two a full series, NOW.
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