Drunk Shopping Service Seems Like a Very Bad Idea

By Maddie Stone on at

You know what you really shouldn’t be doing while drunk? Besides driving, or texting your ex, and impulsively flexing your credit card online. Well, some people want to bring out our worst tendencies, and so now, there’s a new service starting up in the States that’ll text you links to shit you don’t need when you’re sloshed.

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Every Saturday night at 2 am, Drunk Shopping, which describes itself as “the shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgement,” will send you a picture of something useless, such as a giant piano mat, a T-shirt with Nic Cage’s face plastered everywhere (yes, it exists, and no, I won’t share the link), or a Nessie ladle (OK, maybe you could use Nessie to stir that pot of mac ‘n cheese you really don’t need to be cooking at 3 am.)

Drunk Shopping Service Seems Like a Very Bad Idea

Appropriately, all that's needed to sign up for the service is text “heyyyyyy” to the phone number 551-333-7865. And the descent begins.

We can't be the only ones are relieved that Drunk Shopping is not available in the UK. [BuzzFeed]