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Insane Redhead Planned Mass Assassination to Let Harry Become King

By Gary Cutlack on at

A man who apparently felt marginalised by his red hair is currently in court on suspicion of planning a terrorist attack, and not just any old random bombing. He wanted to kill princes Charles and William so that Harry, the true ginger heir, could become king.

The ongoing court case says that Southampton man Mark Colborne, age 37, made the classic error of outlining his evil plans in a notebook. His mad notes, along with chemicals suspected of being used to make cyanide, were discovered by his half-brother, who reported him to authorities.

Colborne's notes read: "I want them to see my transition from poor red-haired victimised minority that is constantly walked over to a fully transformed military terrorist," with the alleged potential terrorist also explaining his ultimate fantasy as "I would sacrifice my life for that one shot. Kill Charles and William and Harry become king. Kill the tyrants."

His plan came to an abrupt end in June of 2014 when he was arrested. The prosecutor told the Old Bailey court he felt "marginalised and belittled by society because he was a white, ginger-haired male," with Colborne's notes suggesting he wanted to be remembered in a similar fashion to Norwegian lunatic and mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik. [AFP]

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