Maim Your Unclean Enemies in Style With This Luxury Super Tank

By Gary Cutlack on at

Existing tanks are a bit workmanlike. A bit too serious and lacking on the luxury items like Bluetooth support for your tunes, cup holders and comfortable seats. Enter the Howe and Howe Extreme Luxury Super Tank, the stylish killing solution you could drop your kids off at school in or use to cruise down the A30 to your holiday home in Devon.

Given that this is a tank for large and extreme men to play with, it's no surprise that the maker has stuffed a female model inside it and draped her over parts of it for its promotional shots. H&H explains its manufacturing methodology with: "Since 2013, Howe and Howe Tech has spent thousands of man hours developing this cutting edge technology for the high end, luxury market. From 12 inches of suspension travel, to its luxurious interior and over 600 diesel horsepower, the Ripsaw is in league of its own when it comes to capability, speed and luxury."

Here's the promotional video for the Ripsaw EV2 Extreme Luxury Super Tank, should you be in the market for a sporty war machine that's even chunkier and stupider than a Porsche Cayenne:

If you want one, if will cost unspecified "100s of thousands" of dollars to make plus at least six months to build. It's Top Gear made real. [Ripsaw via Diesel Army]